Bacha Sar Pe Condom charha k Ghoom rha tha!

Bacha Sar Pe Condom charha k Ghoom rha tha!

Baap: Ye Sar Pe kya Charhaya hai Beghairat!?

Bacha, style se:

Baba..! School Me Fancy Dress Competition Hai kio sher bny ga, kio gh0raa bny ga,

Ap ka bata l0ra bny ga ..

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ore sub ki bund parr dy ga..:-P 

GHAZAL" "jise "chahte" "They "Ham

      "GHAZAL"

"jise "chahte"

"They "Ham"

"WO"B"Hamain"

"Chahte"TO"Kya

"Baat"thi"

"Pane"Ka"

"Arman"TO"Tha

"Bin"Mange"Mil"

"Jate"TO"Kya"

"Baat"thi"

"Is"Dil"Mein"Pyar

"Tha"Kitna"

"WO"JaN"Lete"

"TO"kya"Baat"

"thi"

"Ham"Ne"

Manga"Tha"

"Unhain"Khuda"

"Se"

WO B" hammy Mang

Lyty"TO"Kya bat the. ? god nit.

Ne Sms list

Shidat-E-Garmi Se Zara Se Kaalay Kya Hue...

apny azezo Ne sms krna Hi Chor Dia...:(;>

(':')

-( )- hat jao g

/ / fair & lovely lene jana hai.;):p

Chalo aao chand k us paar chalein

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Suna hai wahan

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Exams nhi hotey :-)B-);) :D:P

Ooo chalo naso fair.;-):-D

Us Din Dosti Se Bharosa Uth Gya

Mera

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Jab Apne Hi Dost Ne Class Room

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Me

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Keh Diya.

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"Parhne De Yaar" :(

Muje tum se zarori bat karni hai. is bat ka zikr kisi se na karna plz. muje 5000 rupe ki zarorat hai mai ne kbi tumse kuch ni manga muje pta hai k tum na nahi karo gy or muje pta hai k tumhare paas paise b hain.

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Ye 1 pathan A.T.M mashine se keh raha tha.

Tumhare hosh Q urr Gay;)

Girl:- Excuse Me

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Boy:- Yes ?Girl:- Mere ek haath me plate hai

Aur Ek haath me gilass I Cant use them

Kya Aap mere face per se ek chiz hata

sakte

ho..??

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Boy:- (very happy) G Bolen kya hatana

hai .. ??

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. Girl:- Apni Kutte Jaisi Nazren .. .. ..

Pathan khof sy bimar ho gya.

D0st:

khan sb kia hua?

Pthn:Yr kal hmara classfelow ka intiqal hogya,

D0st:

To phr?

Pthan:

Uska Roll No.45 tha or hmara 46 h.

Poet: Wasi "Agar Neend Aa jae to So bhi

=>Poet: Wasi "Agar Neend Aa jae to So bhi

Liya kar, " WASI "

Raato'n ko jagne se Yaar Lota

nahin karte.."

=>Poet: Sagar "Bohat Sataya hai kisi ki

be'bas yaadon ne,

Ae Raat tu guzar ja ke ab

Roya nahin jata.."

=>Poet: Faraz"Saanso'n par bandhi zanjeer

thi jo tor di ham ne,

Jaldi Soya Karen ge ab, ke

Muhabbat chor di ham ne.."

=>Poet: QATEEL"DiL se Majboor ho kar is umeed

pe So jata hon, " QATEEL "

Jo Haqiqat main nahin milte wo khuwabon main aa jaen...  

Good Morning SMS pic

,-¤*¤-., ,.-¤*¤-,

( Only ) ( For U )"-.,,_,,-" "-.,,_,,.-",-¤*¤-., ,.-¤*¤-,

( Good Morning )"-.,,_,,-" "-.,,_,,.-"

" GOOd MORNING "

Top 7 sms

"riwaaj to yahi hai dUniya ka Mil jana bichhar jana... Ây~jéðî
tUMse ye kaisa rishta hai,
na Miltay ho,
na bichhrtay ho.....!!
Gd n8 g.

  MehSoos To Krta Houn Magr Choo Nahi Skta _"DOST_"
=TUM= Phool NahiPhool Ki KhuShboo Ki Trah Ho..... GOOD MORNING

A HEART dies when it is not able to share its FEELINGS.............
But a
HEART kills itself when another heart does not understand its feelings.


Jo log pasand ki shadi nahi karty,
Wo zindagi bhar larty mrty hain. .
Aur jo Log Pasand ki Shadi Karty Hen.!!
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Hondi ona nal v kutty aali ay

par o Dasday nai..:-P:-D

>Jo bohat acha lage us se boht km mila karo,
>Jo intihaa se ziada acha lage us ko sirf dekha karo,
Or jo Dil me Sama jae us ko sirf Yaad kia kro
Q k jo ap k jitna kareeb hota hai usy ye Duniya utna hi door kar deti hai,

This is the reality of life...

Top 10 SMS

Larki Ki Khob'sorti Uski Sad'gi Main Hoti Hai
Q-K.
Make-up To "Khusrey" Bhi Kartey Hain
Agar

Dam Hai To Apni Wali Ko Send Karo.??

1 Sardar bhagwan se:
Bhagwan g kal Mera Prize Bond na nikleya te main tuwanu tor pan dena j.
(Pandit ne ye sun liya or chup k se us ki jaga 1 chota bhagwan rakh diya).
Next day Sardar ne chota bhagwan dekha to us se kehne laga:

Oye baghairta Abba Kithy ee...?

Lo Sham Hotay Hi Hasrat E Umeed K Diye Bhi Bujh Say Gye..!!
Viraniyon Say Wabista Meri Aik Or EID Guzar Gai..!!
Alvida

Eid ul Fitar..! painfu£ mømentz:-(


jin k Baghair shaam Guzri Na Thi kabhi...!
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un k BaGhair 'Eid' Guzar Gai...! painfu£

mømentz:-(


Lo Sham Hotay Hi Hasrat E Umeed K Diye Bhi Bujh Say Gye..!!
Viraniyon Say Wabista Meri Aik Or EID Guzar Gai..!!
Alvida

Eid ul Fitar..!