Top 10 SMS

Larki Ki Khob'sorti Uski Sad'gi Main Hoti Hai
Q-K.
Make-up To "Khusrey" Bhi Kartey Hain
Agar

Dam Hai To Apni Wali Ko Send Karo.??

1 Sardar bhagwan se:
Bhagwan g kal Mera Prize Bond na nikleya te main tuwanu tor pan dena j.
(Pandit ne ye sun liya or chup k se us ki jaga 1 chota bhagwan rakh diya).
Next day Sardar ne chota bhagwan dekha to us se kehne laga:

Oye baghairta Abba Kithy ee...?

Lo Sham Hotay Hi Hasrat E Umeed K Diye Bhi Bujh Say Gye..!!
Viraniyon Say Wabista Meri Aik Or EID Guzar Gai..!!
Alvida

Eid ul Fitar..! painfu£ mømentz:-(


jin k Baghair shaam Guzri Na Thi kabhi...!
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un k BaGhair 'Eid' Guzar Gai...! painfu£

mømentz:-(


Lo Sham Hotay Hi Hasrat E Umeed K Diye Bhi Bujh Say Gye..!!
Viraniyon Say Wabista Meri Aik Or EID Guzar Gai..!!
Alvida

Eid ul Fitar..!